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Animals
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Lobster, Shellfish
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USD 8.99 |
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| Start Time: |
7/4/2008 |
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7/11/2008 |
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Ilion, New York |
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CRABBING UNIVERSITY DIPLOMA Do you love searching for and ultimately catching the elusive crab? Are you the best at the art of locating the double clawed suckers? Then you need to show the world with a University Diploma showing your brilliance. It comes with the following inscription: “Having caught the elusive crab by means of hand, dip net & rake, and having also used the time honored crab catching tools consisting of rings, pots, and baited lines, the faculty and staff of Crabbing University hereby bestow upon†These diplomas are obviously fakes – but who has to know, and who cares. The signatures on them aren’t real people, but nobody cares about that either – Your diploma might be signed by Abraham Lincoln or Jesse Ventura ( depends how I feel) … Hang it on your wall with pride and show the world how great you are. Or show the world what and idiot someone else is – YOUR CHOICE!! All diplomas are printed on 57 lb. white linen cover stock and come with an official gold seal (oh boy!!). They will be personalized with your name (real or fake) and any other additions you might want. For example: Joe Smith –or- Joe “I am the greatest†Smith –or- Joe “my loser husband†Smith. You get the idea. What fun!! Use your imagination – I sure did creating these things. Have a particular Diploma in mind? I can probably use my sick mind to create it!! These Diplomas come UNFRAMED – sorry, you’ll have to get your own frame at Walmart or some other frame selling place. Shipping I accept Paypal, money orders, or cashiers checks. Sorry, no personal checks, there are too many people out there that are as fake as these diplomas – no offense to you non-fake people. I ship everything by US Postal Service. Shipping is $2.50 anywhere in US or Canada and $5.00 to overseas addresses. I also put “do not bend†on all packages so that friendly postman doesn’t mess up your officially fake diploma. I will replace anything ruined by that postman and I will also refund your money without question if you are not happy with your diploma and would rather throw it in the trash than hang it in your den. I will contact buyer at end of auction to get the info need to complete your absolutely fake diploma. CHECK OUT MY OTHER DIPLOMA AUCTIONS – Remember, they are fake too!! Powered by eBay Turbo ListerThe free listing tool. List your items fast and easy and manage your active items.
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