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"I'M NOT FAT-I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WEIGHT!" THIS LISTING IS FOR A HUMOROUS INDOOR DECORATIVE SIGN, CUT OUT OF WOOD, APX 7-10" PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF MY AD FOR THE ANSWERS TO YOUR MOST F.A.Q! Take a moment to find more great deals in my Ebay store: CraftyPetStuff-and-more. YES, I COMBINE SHIPPING!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST WAYS YOU CAN SAVE MONEY ON SHIPPING IS TO BUY MULTIPLE IEMS FROM ME (OR MOST ANY SELLERS OUT HERE!) I CHARGE ONE FLAT RATE FOR 1st ITEM, AND DISCOUNT ON 2nd OR ADDITIONAL ITEMS. Frequently I can fit several items in the fixed rate priority boxes, (BEST DEAL IF YOU BUY ANYTHING OVER 1-2 LBS) and I also will go by weight and zip code after the first lb. Please email me if you are planning to buy several things and hold your payment until you are done shopping so I can calculate the lowest shipping I can offer you. Sorry to say, I am NOT one of the "BIG GUYS" out here, and can't afford to offer free, or same day shipping either with the high costs of gas. etc. (Most sellers just tack on those costs to their purchase prices anyway-either way you will still be paying for it.) My minimum auction listing price for my pet signs is STILL my WHOLESALE price and I've kept it that low for several years now. I am also trying to conserve gas by shipping out only on Fridays. I will still make exceptions during holiday times, but after several years now of trying to keep my prices low, I finally am forced to make some adjustments for todays costs of living and running a business. At least I can still promise you great csutomer service, fast shipping (if you buy on Thursdays! :)) and hopefully a happy, smooth transaction with no unpleasant surprises. IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE US, YOUR FIRST WIN BID LETTER WILL ONLY HAVE US RATES. I CAN'T MAIL YOUR ITEMS OUT UNLESS YOU EMAIL ME WITH YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN. IN MOST CASES, EXPECT THE SHIPPING TO BE APX TWICE AS MUCH AS THE US RATE. I have no influence whatsoever over the PO, so please don't bid and then get angry if shipping costs are more than you want to pay. I also sell a variety of other items you might like, such as BREYER MODELS, THOMAS THE TRAIN, MUSIC CD's, DVD's, and a constantly changing variety of affordable misc goodies you just might have a use for, click on my "sellers other items" link now. IF YOU LIKE THIS ITEM, PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR FAVORITES LIST AND WATCH FOR MY FREQUENT WEEKLY AUCTION SALES! ANSWERS TO YOUR F.A.Q ABOUT MY PET SIGNS! PLEASE READ BEFORE EMAILING ME! MY ANIMAL SIGNS ARE HANDCRAFTED, REPRINTED ARTWORK ON WOOD PLAKS FOR INDOOR USE ONLY! Yes, I am the artist who has created these signs. I have been a professional animal artist for over 30 years now, and love to paint and create all kinds of art/crafts related to animals. I will occasionally offer for sale some of my own original art or works by other artists that I am lucky to find and think that my customers may enjoy. I DO NOT MAKE CUSTOM OR PERSONALIZED SIGNS OF YOUR PETS! Please feel free to email me and see if the breed, color, etc you want is available. I can no longer afford to list every choice I have all the time, so my store inventory will rotate frequently! APX size ranges from 7-12" in length and height. (Most fit well in a 8 1/2 x 11 priority mailer!) They are lightweight, wood cut outs MADE IN OREGON, not mass produced or imported! YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A PRINT made from the original art, and all art work is protected by standard copyright laws. I greatly appreciate your business and am hoping your transaction with me will be easy and satisfying enough to make you want to come back again! If it wasn't a good experience for you, please email me before zapping me with negative feedback for something that probably could have easily been resolved. BID WITH CONFIDENCE! CHECK MY TERRIFIC FEEDBACK! THEN, BUY something for YOURSELF, for MOM, for DAD, the KIDS, the GRANDKIDS, their TEACHERS, the DOG GROOMER, UNCLE BOB, and AUNT SALLY. SOMEBODY you know is sure to enjoy SOMETHING you may find in my store or auctions! LAST, AND CERTAINLY MOST IMPORTANT!!! HAVE FUN, AND KEEP BUYING MY STUFF SO I CAN AFFORD TO KEEP BUYING YOURS! :)) Powered by eBay Turbo Lister The free listing tool. List your items fast and easy and manage your active items.
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